It would have asymptomatic transmission — normies would RT without understanding but the cool kids would die of cringe
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Politicians would announce “shelter in DMs” policies Waldenponds would be overwhelmed with people digital detoxers. Hospital ships with 1000-pond capacity would be moored by major cities. Stores would run out of wood and axes for chopping.
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I’m unreasonably pleased with myself for coming up with this premise
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I can't be an essential bluecheck. I didn't even ask for it.
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Reminds me of the Monty Python skit where the army develops a fatally funny joke - each soldier learns one line, covers ears before & after delivery, etc
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