At around your 100th aphorism you realize the main function of aphorisms is to respond to good questions you can’t actually answer in a way that throws off people long enough for you to change the topic, run away, or if you’re doing a press conference, say “next question”
Replying to @mengwong
You’re better at this particular game than me
10:54 AM - 29 Feb 2020
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