When someone asks "how are you?" they should append a desired honesty number between 1 and 10.
1="Fine"
10="A picture of my hemorrhoids and an essay about the existential angst caused by my parents divorce exasperated by my financial troubles and cocaine habit"
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Often "how are you, I mean really" is actually about a 6.
I've had people ask that and then imply "Whoah, that is way to heavy for me to handle right now" after I responded with an 8.
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