When I get my mansion, there will be rooms for a live-in staff of note-takers, editors, programmers, artists etc. A full assembly line converting my shitposting into bestselling bluecheck books. We’ll take all the profits and plow them back into expanding the mansion.
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My mansion business plan is... not popular
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So many people *say* they really appreciate my writing, it changed their life/career etc... yet, here I am with no mansion smdh talk is cheap, mansions speak louder than words
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A modest McMansion in Phoenix is acceptable too, we’re not talking Versailles here
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So far a bunch of useless parasite millennials trying to leech onto my mansion idea and no millionaires stepping in to fund it smh
millennials go away, go occupy some containers in a Walmart parking lot
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Why is everyone assuming I want a commune with fellow creators?
When have I ever expressed communitarian/coop-living interests?
I want people working FOR me, not alongside me. Authoritah like Cartman. Butlers and cooks. People I can boss around. Live-in for my convenience.pic.twitter.com/nzOF5KOD1h1 reply 1 retweet 19 likesShow this thread -
Spent 7 years living in coop style housing in college and grad school. Been there, done that, had enough. Mansion living quarter space is reserved for people working for me. There will be pagers, and SLAs with response times specified when I buzz.
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