I have an Invention
a new Tool to reverse the waning of the Flynn effect and usher in a new age of human genius
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I was inspired to this discovery by the noble Huns, and by Oprah
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Heres the secret
ORTHOCRANIAL DEVICES
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Every baby will be outfitted with a helmet and suction cups that attach firmly to his or her sweet little noggin
The suction cups will be adjustable
Every day they'll move a little bit further out
Eventually the skull will fuse but with vastly larger dimensions than by default
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This expanded skull will give little minds more room to grow, quite literally!
The breadth of womens hips will no longer hold back our intellects and soon big-headed men will Conquer the star's.
Your Welcome.
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