Next year I need to line up alt tv marathon to pre-empt this hallmark Christmas movie marathon I’m being subjected to this year, third in a row. Last two years I tolerated it, but this year I feel some cognitive bones cracking. THEY’RE ALL EXACTLY THE SAME AND AWFUL.
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lulz actually
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Your brother acted in one you told me, I hope you give him shit for it at regular intervals

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Is she softening you for the next move?
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No such towns exist. It’s basically science fiction.
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tell her to watch Colossal
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What is that
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I wonder which direction is more prevalent in popular culture: big city career woman moving to a small town or naive rural girl moving to a big city (Cinderella-sort of)
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Hallmark movies have a perennial plot structure, but in the Christmas ones specifically she is usually sent to the town to complete the takeover of a family business by her big firm.
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While trapped there by heavy snowfall she randomly meets her childhood sweetheart and with his help rescues the Annual Cookie Baking Contest from disaster.
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Wow it's almost like she's uncomfortable with the hyper-alienation imposed upon her by technocapital and is possessed by a longing for a more humanizing mode of existence. Better watch out, next she'll start waldenponding.
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