I like the ones that end with Nine Planets, simple but clever way to reference the Pluto drama
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idk but the one that I remember is My Vacuum Eats My Jeans Shirt Underwear Not Pants which I'm pretty sure is just something my step-brother had to make up for school years ago
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Mother very thoughtfully made a jelly sandwich under no protest.
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