I accept all excuses, but I especially recommend “I have no dreams” if you want my sympathy. Complaints about life being unfair also entertained if you make good jokes.https://twitter.com/iam_preethi/status/1201299751213256704 …
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Replying to @vgr
How about "I have plenty of dreams, but I treated them like porn, so never got horny enough to chase them."
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Replying to @heckinwild
Acceptable answer. You may slouch on to level 1.01. If you want. No compulsion.
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