Randomized universal basic nobility RUBN. Every year 1% of land with titles is handed out by lottery to random people who pass a basic sanity and presentability test, get put through a finishing school, and get to hold the estate for lesser of 3 generations/100 years.
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Finishing school will teach basic things like being rude, conditioning to believe in your bones you can never be wrong, dressing frumpy-expensive, cultivating Epsteins, etc.
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Replying to @vgr
I know this is supposed to be a subtweet about America but personally I think it's awesome when random people get filthy rich out of nowhere.
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Replying to @interpretantion
No, it’s not a subtweet of America, it’s an extrapolation of UK and Price Andrew scandal. the American capitalism lottery is a different beast.
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