Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a startup founder to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go and see if “300% YoY growth” helps
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a Philosophy Doctor to help, are they? Me: Dad, I know he's dying, but ... did he ever truly lived? Dad: ...
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