Maintenance is not just boring, it is metaboring Boring is when you change the channel because a dull show on Metaboring is the realization that there’s nothing good on TV and you have to turn it off and do something else for a bit Maintenance is metaboringness for life itself
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Maintenance releases, service packs, security updates blah blah blah. Computers live for maintenance. Just wish they didn’t drag us into it.
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Natural evolution tends to either automate maintenance needs or throw a closed fun loop around them. We mostly throw an open bureaucratic loop at them and then try to motivate with extrinsic carrots/sticks. Blech.
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Maybe there’s an alternative conception of AI as SM. Self-maintaining systems. IBM at one point was trying something stuffily named autonomic computing that was sorta this idea. Forget intelligence and recursive self-improvement. You invent self-maintenance and you’re kinda done.
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We already live in the highest maintenance society ever, almost entirely due to one technology: TV. Every day a big chunk of humans watch 2-4 hours of life from a high-interestingness/low-maintenance fictional metaverse, go to bed for a bit, and then do 8h maintenance work
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Shit how much more do maintenance priests want? They act like we spend most of our time having fun and neglecting maintenance. No we watch fake people have fake fun on TV. Even billionaires begin and end days with maintenance chores: teeth brushing. At least that has mint flavor.
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