Raised a seed round & quit the corporate jerb
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i’ve fully normiefied and now i’m trapped, halp
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That’s not a milestone it’s an identity shift
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No longer in my earlier twenties as of this month, though my father (with a computer science background) of course had to describe it as entering *27th* year so feels like sudden jump from early to late. (I minored in math so naturally I'm bad at this sort of stuff with numbers)
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Shoot, just remembered you wrote something about only sociopaths ever worrying about life not being long enough. ...harder than BS'ing a financial projection for a VC, but still think the time I have should work out.
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Turned into a "does work mostly through other people" person
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- Hit 40. - No longer have access to deploy production code. Probably for the best. - Let the kid use the big scissors, the hot glue gun (!), and the soldering iron (!!)
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I don't know what the milemarkers said, but the town in the Northeast that looked like a Zombie opiod apocalypse had already hit, or the half empty-shelved gas station in Iowa, or that hotel in Grand Junction where I overheard trump story spinners strategizing. All scary.
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If I get pregnant again it will now be a “geriatric pregnancy”.
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That’s a counterfactual milestone, but acceptable answer for this prompt
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