What happens if a vampire and zombie bite each other at exactly the same time?
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Skyrim was sweet because you could be both a vampire and a werewolf at the same time like it weren’t no thing
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Nothing, I suppose. The vampire is immune to infection and will regenerate, the zombie is a corpse that no longer has the ability to reorganize into a vampire. Neither has nutritional value to the other (the vampire has no more human flesh, and the zombie's blood has congealed).
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Assuming you're on Discworld, the vampires are Eastern European aristocrats, and the zombies are Socialist revolutionaries. Looks like you've started a class war!
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