Bill: What can you say about a horrible mummy joke? Bob: What? Bill: It Sphinx!
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Would we be correct to assume Bill is a father?
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What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?? You gonna eat that?
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Lol that’s a good one
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Godzilla walks into bar. Godzilla: I'll have a beer. Bartender: Here you go. That's 20 bucks. Godzilla: Sips beer. Bartender making conversation: Y'know...we don't get a lot of giant, fire breathing lizards in here. Godzilla: Yeah, well at 20 bucks a beer I'm not surprised!
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Why do ghosts go to bars? For the boos!
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I don’t even know what makes a joke spooky
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There’s a ghost or equivalent spooky creature in it
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Why do ghosts wear fancy clothes? They're into haunt couture
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A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer. And a mop."
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