“Hey Worf, I uh overheard your conversation with Geordi. Something about the health and fitness protocols?” Worf grunts. His displeasure is clear. “I... I might be able to hack the protocol for you?”
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Worf: “I could not ask this of you, Wesley. Hacking is not honorable.” “I’ve been doing Klingon history this week. We did the Battle at the Binary Stars. I know all about the House of Mo’Kai, the weavers of lies.” Worf leans in conspiratorily: “Tell me more of this plan.”
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LATER Nurse Ogaway knocks on Dr. Crusher’s doorframe. Beverly looks up from the PADD she’s examining, places it back on the short stack on her console. “Yes, Alyssa?” Alyssa looks troubled. “I was just going over today’s health and activity combadge report...”
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Beverly looks puzzled. The health and combadge activity report is a long-standing Federation policy, proactively keeping crew healthy, especially on long-term missions without the benefit of holodecks. “Something strange in the data?”
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Alyssa gestures at the wall’s LCARS screen: “May I?” “Be my guest!” “Computer, display report Ogawa Health and Fitness Combadge Activity Report Alpha Six Four on this screen” “Working...”
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A detailed report appears on the screen; it’s the combadge health and activity report for the entire Enterprise crew. “Do you notice anything?” “No... not quite. You’ll have to help me, Alyssa.” “Well, the data looked too smooth to me. Not enough variation.” Beverly frowns.
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“Hm, I think I see it now. Thank you, Alyssa. Computer, run a statistical analysis program Crusher Omega Six on this data and provide a summary, please?” “Working...” The report on the screen changes.
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“Health and fitness combadge activity data for all crew is within a 0.2 standard deviation. This compares with previous period standard deviation of 1.5.” “You’re right, Alyssa. Do you have a theory?” “I think someone is tampering with our crew’s health and fitness data.”
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“Agreed.” Beverly purses her lips, taps the frame of the wall display three times, thinking. “Crusher to Riker?” “Riker. What can I do for you, doctor?” “Could you come down to Medical? I think we have a major security breach.” “Right away, doctor. I’ll bring Geordi.”
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LATER Riker has pulled up a chair and is straddling it. Geordi, arms folded, looks concerned. “You’re right, and good detective work Nurse Ogawa,” he says. “It definitely looks like someone’s compromised the Health and Fitness activity system. They’ve hidden their tracks, too.”
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