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๐Ÿ…จ๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…ค โ“œโ“คโ“ขโ“ฃ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐–˜๐–Š๐–Š๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ parodies.
@ursonate
ยท
Sep 26, 2019
I'm about to stand in line at whole foods longer than I shopped
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๐Ÿ…จ๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…ค โ“œโ“คโ“ขโ“ฃ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐–˜๐–Š๐–Š๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ parodies.
@ursonate
ยท
Sep 26, 2019
The couple in front of me has 2% milk, some wraps, apples, and a giant pretzel among other things things. I bet they think they're being healthy.
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๐Ÿ…จ๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…ค โ“œโ“คโ“ขโ“ฃ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐–˜๐–Š๐–Š๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ parodies.
@ursonate
ยท
Sep 26, 2019
I have ground beef (on sale!) and some brie.
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๐Ÿ…จ๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…ค โ“œโ“คโ“ขโ“ฃ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐–˜๐–Š๐–Š๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ parodies.
@ursonate
ยท
Sep 26, 2019
I still gotta swing by h Mart to get an onion. Less expensive and on the way home.
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๐Ÿ…จ๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…ค โ“œโ“คโ“ขโ“ฃ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐–˜๐–Š๐–Š๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ parodies.
@ursonate
ยท
Sep 26, 2019
For some unknown reason whole foods only sells giant onions. I only need half of a small one.
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Venkatesh Rao
@vgr
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@ursonate
Trick: buy shallots instead ๐Ÿ˜Ž
3:11 AM ยท Sep 26, 2019