being called bromystic has caused descent into madness am I even enlightened @vgr is buddha-killer met buddha many times on road and slayed buddha every time
(I know claims about enlightenment can blow things up and hurt people but let's roll with it for this joke.)
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LOL this owns
@vgr met the buddha, killed the buddha, fired up the BBQ, issued a sick burn to bromystics, and profited the price of an Americano on the deal And also,@meditationstuff is apparently enlightened too, so win-win all around -
I have also successfully impersonated the loch ness monster so I have that going for me too


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You’ve mapped out the field like its MtG crossed with Trek fandom and CrossFit
. I will mark it down as “Consultant assassin services”