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    Venkatesh Rao‏ @vgr 2 Aug 2019
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    Looking for examples of "fake clocks". Ones I have in mind: 1. Wait times in uber/lyft 2. Reading time estimates in Medium 3. Download countdowns or other sort of computer processing countdown Any others?

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      2. elliot‏ @elmkast 2 Aug 2019
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        Pregnancy due date?

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      3. Venkatesh Rao‏ @vgr 2 Aug 2019
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        Hmm... that's just an uncertain real time, not fake per se. It's a narrow distribution around 9 months unless there are abnormal conditions

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      2. Drew Austin‏ @kneelingbus 2 Aug 2019
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        flight delay estimates (the kind where departure time is incrementally pushed back until flight is ultimately canceled)

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      3. Catherine O'Brien‏ @hellocatherineo 3 Aug 2019
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        20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes Cancelled. I always wonder when they did the market research and came up with the 20 minute increment: enough to let people know it's a wait, but not long enough where people will act up.

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      2. carolyn z  ✨‏ @carolynz 2 Aug 2019
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        washer/dryer countdowns

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      3. Venkatesh Rao‏ @vgr 2 Aug 2019
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        ah yes, "fuzzy logic" rice cookers are also fake in the same way

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      2. Jeff Allen™‏ @JeffAllenUT 2 Aug 2019
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        Pilots, “we’ve begun our initial decent and should be on the ground in 25 minutes.”

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      3. Venkatesh Rao‏ @vgr 2 Aug 2019
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        This feels more in the genuine uncertain estimate category, like pregnancy duration, rather than a fake time per se.

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      2. Paras Chopra‏ @paraschopra 2 Aug 2019
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        4. Time estimates in India 5. Estimations for software releases 6. “Time left” until point of no return for climate change

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