Check the nutrition facts on dates. There’s nothing displaced. Those *are* candy.
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If you want to still snack, consider nuts.
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its still sugar
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i thought this was about, like, romantic dating after reading just the first sentence and was trying to figure out how many dates "3lb of dates" could possibly be
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chomping through dates then became a sexually aggressive metaphor but also damn did you date half a newborn or what. it was a wild ride, reading that first sentence
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Holy crap. How did you dig up a 2015 tweet. I feel like Trump now.
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3lb is nothing I eat a bag of frozen berries almost every night
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Wait till you meet the date guy at
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Stress eating?
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No just like dates
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