Ofc it would be Middle-Aged Malpractice to actually share these predictions. The only ethical position is to hope you’re wrong about all of them and stfu. Not just me btw. I’d guess 1/3 of 40+ types have a similarly tuned classifier. Basic qualification for middle management.
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Interesting that people *want* me to hazard actual predictions: if you’re in the predictable set it is by definition not a positive prediction (since it’s depressing to me) and knowing it actually increases probability I’ll end up being right.
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Rational under-25 attitude is to ignore 40+ predictions and hope all older pattern classifiers are wrong about you. The chances you’ll heed a negative prediction as a warning as opposed to perversely doubling down on the path as a fuck-you to oldie expectations are low.
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Deep felt pattern match. “This one will end up an early burnout” “Future insecure, precarious mid-career person nursing a grudge” “This one will be politically radicalized” “Depressed maven/aesthete in the making here” “This one will be an aging scenester” “Future bore”
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Do mine. Though I’m technically 26
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I feel like I'll be an underachiever
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I feel predicted.
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