I call this the Hold Music Singularity, HMS.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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A few weeks back i found a line that would accept callback requests until it got “full” for the day, then it’d hang up on you and you’d have to try again tomorrow
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You’re a scary person plumbing the depths of hell to uncover such secrets
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INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER. PLEASE HOLD WHILE WE TRANSFER YOU TO A REPRESENTATIVE
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and as the last star blinked out and left the universe in utter darkness, with no man left to continue to hold, the Cosmic IVR returned one final message - WE'RE SORRY, THERE IS NO ONE AVAILABLE TO TAKE YOUR CALL AT THIS TIME. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.
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