I have been struck by lightning and have an MFA in poetry
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I read many things and I know everything.
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In school, I was chess champion and a track star
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I love you, I’m not drunk.
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Cameron Crowe once approached me and shook my hand at an award ceremony and I don't know why. I lost my virginity during a threesome.
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I once got a job offer to be Principal of an engineering college (no actual work involved, just sign some documents regularly). I once got a job offer where role was to join customer pitches and pretend I was going to be part of the implementation team.
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What else do they do any way?
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