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Came up with a very airport-business-book type of parable for conveying a lot of my opinions. In life a lot of decisions are like choosing between aisle, middle, and window seats on a plane.
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If you choose the window, you'll have a better view but have to interact more with fellow passengers to go to the bathroom. If you choose aisle, you'll have more social autonomy, but see nothing but other people and live by sheep logic.
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If you choose the middle seat, you'll have a slightly better view than aisle seat person, but a worse social experience than either window or aisle, since it's two armrest battles instead of 1, and almost as much bathroom protocol.
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Widebody planes are the worst of course, since there's a middle of the middle kinda deal. This has no redeeming qualities and you have to watch TV. It's developed world middle class. If you have $, you can be in first class, with both a view and convenient bathroom access.
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Now I want to write a full-on ironic slim airport-business-book called "Choose the Window Seat" arguing that you should always choose window seat when you can in life. It will be 1/2" thick pocket sized hardcover with yellow cover and cartoon cover art. 14pt double spaced text.
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