Conspiracy theorists are basically all the people who don’t get invited to mysterious secret societies but notice the suspicious leakage on interesting people from public places.
This is my conspiracy theory.
FYI nobody’s ever invited me to a mysterious secret society.
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That’s exactly what a charter member of a mysterious secret society would say!
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You don’t get invited. Either you request to join, masons, or you are born into them.
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people always ask me about ivy league secret societies with this dismissive undertone of "ha ha so funny and stupid that those exist"
they think kids are playing pretend or something
meanwhile, students in skull & bones meet w/ GWB every year, have access to lots of power and $$
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