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“Who will buy these shitty cookies?” “No, see, we put a fortune in the middle.” ... “Wait, what happened to the fortune? It is a bad aphorism.” “Eh, they give them away now anyway, so nobody complains.”
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You like to *eat* them? Maybe yours come from some millennial crowdfunded artisanal fortune pastry startup. The ones I get in my takeout taste like bark.
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