What do you call it when the number of possible worlds in the multiverse gets pruned?
A fewture
What do you call it when things turn out as hoped?
A phewture
And what do you call it when you make enough money to retire early?
A fu-ture 


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What do you call a future as a chimney inspector? A flue-ture. A future as a surgeon? A suture. A future as a steam train conductor? A toot-ture!
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A chair you haven't built yet? Fut-niture
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