Egyptian Book of the Dead?
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A Short History of Time?
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It's like: M'lady, I shall not besmirch thy good honor by looking upon thine visage.
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I respect the length of some blog posts too much to actually read them.
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That’s why I Lorem Ipsum my posts past 1500 words. Nobody’s caught on yet

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Especially true of childhood favorites! Nothing sadder than reading something you loved as a kid and finding it, uh, not quite as magical.
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Count of Monte Cristo- too damn long
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I just finished reading Lolita. I actually bought the book six years ago but I wanted to wait until she was eighteen.
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