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Eldering™ is early-onset successor to adulting. Begins at 30. You heard it here first. Defined as retirement behaviors kicking in after life batters you too much, too soon. Example usage: “I went straight from domestic cozy to eldering, without even a pause at healthy adulting”
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You’ve heard of “real age” right where they measure your body’s aging indicators? Weirding prematurely ages you by real-age measure I suspect.
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I’ve been eldering for 2 years now. Not just a metaphor. Creaky joints, creaky brain-joints. Otoh the last decade in the wild has been really solid survivalism training.
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