Cue the asymptote waiting game of hell
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Sometimes that’s a scam unless it’s moving. They want you to cancel so they don’t take the hit.
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That sounds like a reward algorithm problem.
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We used to call that commanding officer minutes: When the commanding officer wanted the whole company to shower and be ready in five minutes, he counted the minutes out loud to maximize sense of urgency, but also skowly enough to ensure his goal was met so he could report success
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Uber adds physics to the laws they’ve bent.
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That's the Uber driver accepting the ride while standing in line at Starbucks.
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