Viral outcomes no longer motivate me at any level from tweet to blog to book. A spike is a very dull kind of attention profile. I like other kinds better now. The steady burn, the cyclic endemic meme, the incepted word, the compounding secret language, the long-running gag....
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If you’ve been enjoying my tweets, etc, I’d love it if you helped me annoy my friend by making his “I don’t care about viral outcomes” tweet go unnecessarily viral twitter.com/vgr/status/108…
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You’re all wasting the best years of your life trying to make things go viral. When I was your age there was no twitter and we all had to chop wood, carry water, and get enlightened. Then chop more wood, carry more water.
As a 16 year old said to me yesterda, wow, your a dinosaur 🦕
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