If life were an evolving painting it would evolve like this
Ages -0.75 to 0.5: Abstract expressionism
Ages 0.5 - 5: Cubism
Ages 5 - 12: Surrealism
Ages 12 -18: Mannerism
Ages 18 - 22: Impressionism
Ages 22 - 30: Renaissance
Ages 30 - 40: Baroque
Ages 40+ : Stick figures

