Stop eating all the food my food eats.
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don't care to fully formulate it but a joke about "what do you call <adjusting your heater/air conditioner>?" and the punchline is "climate change!"
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something something my digital thermostat to my hedonic thermostat to our anthropogenic thermostat
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What's the difference between a climate change denier and a buffalo? One adds a lot of noxious gas to the environment, the other is just a person who doesn't understand science.
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One thing I've learnt from all my reading on climate change - farts are powerful. One thing I've learnt from all my reading on climate change denial - old farts are even more powerful.
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What do you call it when someone keeps repeating the same climate change stats over and over again in a continuous loop? An AlGorerythm.
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that's pretty good man
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Skinner: Yes, but we've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on buried carbon. Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas! Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When climate change rolls around, the gorillas simply starve to death.
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Climate change is a joke. Even the ice sheets are cracking up.
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