Trying to imagine radically climate friendly virtue signaling products
Low-fart beef
Caravan brand shoes. A pair to a migrant for every pair you buy.
Slow steam packaging: took the lowest carbon path to you from China
Conversation
Green C-suite certified: made by a company that bans air travel and runs exclusively on videoconference and EV/ train travel
NoConf tech: device powered by tech field that holds no conferences
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How about "For every unit you buy, we'll remove 10 lbs of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere (and sequester it somewhere)."


