Nothing checks your ego quite like falling as an adult
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Wait where is that in the user manual? Must've missed it
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There’s no user manual. Just a small demon whispering in your right ear, and another small demon whispering in your left ear.
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I’m sure she preemptively packed many sources of dark chocolate so probably
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Real adults eat milk chocolate

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