As someone who has been balding since 23, most adult men are over it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Not necessarily. I’d like magic teleportation.
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How about Kalorusi, the god of Inexplicably Good Nutrition? Cakes blessed in her name still taste just as amazing but have the nutritional impact of a broccoli and kale smoothie. She is invoked by considering buying kale at the supermarket, but not doing it.
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Her holidays are “next Monday”, and “today was a cheat day”.
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Ponens and Tollens, the twin trickster gods of independent confirmation.
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You asked for smol gods. We listened.
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Shit I’ve been spelling it wrong this whole time, thank you...snek is it?
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