Interesting that most DIY gods people want to make are what might be called improbability gods, who shift odds in your favor, or turn probabilistic into deterministic outcomes. Noimpossibility gods, who do even small bits of favorable magic. God of miraculous unbalding anyone?
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As someone who has been balding since 23, most adult men are over it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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How about Kalorusi, the god of Inexplicably Good Nutrition? Cakes blessed in her name still taste just as amazing but have the nutritional impact of a broccoli and kale smoothie.
She is invoked by considering buying kale at the supermarket, but not doing it.
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Ponens and Tollens, the twin trickster gods of independent confirmation.
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I'd prefer a g-d that gave me purpose instead. He doesn't have to affect physical reality in any other way
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Shit I’ve been spelling it wrong this whole time, thank you...snek is it?
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