The red ship crashed into the blue ship. The crew were marooned.
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Best political joke this year
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One of my favorites: “Knock knock” “Who’s there” “Ben Carson”
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Ben Carson who
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IDK if I'm a communist or a capitalist. On one hand I hate working, on the other hand I hate sharing my things.
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A snail gets robbed by two turtles. A cop asks what happened. "I don't know", says the snail, "it all happened so fast".
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Yes! My fave time of the year. How 'bout a knock knock joke? Ask me, "Knock, knock" :D
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I know that one

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