2 people arguing about politics is actually 4 people. You1 hides behind You2 and backseat drives the argument with Them2 hiding behind Them1. The argument is happening at all because You2 and Them2 want to connect despite being afraid of each other. You1 and Them1 don't care.
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I'm going senile. I managed to get the 1s and 2s confused. The 1s are in the backseat, the 2s are in the front seat driving the words.
