One thing I cannot imagine ever writing is a children’s book.
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The existence of this tweet sort of means that you are imagining it, doesn’t it?
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Page 1: Stop acting like a f@#$ child and get your act together. Use the rest of the blank pages of this book to figure your shit out, starting with why you just paid $35 for what is basically a $3 notebook. You could have bought 2 moleskines instead.
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What about an illustrated book about software eating the world? Maybe the kid keeps running away from the software monster but then befriends it. Could be like that scene in spirted away.
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Really? I think you'd actually do a good job. Seriously.
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...had exactly the same thought this Sunday.
If i had to, would be a Ren & Stimpy style narrative.
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book idea: children's book by Saddam Hussein-esque dictator. "do as I say, not as I do // or else I'll fucking gas you too!"
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