Venkatesh Rao@vgrNew month names for the Anthropocene Jan = Tryagain Feb = Nosnow March = Slushy Apr = Hot May Hotter Jun = Hottest Jul = Hottester Aug = Armpit <— worst month Sep = Stillhot Oct = Winteriscoming Nov = Noitsnot Dec = Notyetextinct11:23 PM · Jul 22, 20183 Retweets1 Quote Tweet23 Likes