New theory, bear with me since I’m having a usual-80 IQ kinda moron day.
What if the culture wars are happening simple because a lot of us unemployable but energetic people are talking too much and the whole thing could be solved with Universal Basic Hush Money to shut us up? 
Slightly archaic recording but close enough https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zIV4poUZAQo …
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omg my heart you just killed me vgr you should know better than to surprise an old lady like that
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