How to raise a zombie troll army in 12 steps. Step 1: Create something of real value, or if you can’t, leverage an inheritance into crap value with a large surface area. We’re NOT making stone soup here.
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Step 10: Now start deploying them in escalating battles with highlighting of “known enemy” behaviors. Important: do NOT issue specific calls to action. They must learn to recognize hints and attack without explicit orders. This is stochastic lone wolf zombie mobs, alone together
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Step 11: Almost done. All you need now is *one* historic battle. It’s a numbers game. You’ll eventually make headlines and is analyzed as “news” by all us patsy middle-class chatterati types. Your mob now has come of age. It is Recognized as a Force not to be messed with.
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Step 12: Congrats. What the hell did you win? Who knows, who cares? All the zombie army cares about is that ‘Twas A Famous Victory. http://www.poetrybyheart.org.uk/poems/after-blenheim/ …
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