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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Mar 2020

    This is my album, Tonal Rotors. It came out in 2017. It took a long time to make and i'm very proud of it. Thank you

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  2. 1 hour ago

    I wrote 8 toppings this year. They're all about Andrew. And I'm going to rank each and every one of them tonight.

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    The mayor is using a giant ballot of pizza toppings. "I'm going to comment on every one," he says. HIs first choice is GREEN PEPPERS. His second is GREEN OLIVES. There is PEPPERONI and SAUSAGE on this ballot.

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  4. 2 hours ago

    you could just say stuff like "woke capital is using identity politics to make you think you deserve more than a life of toil in the mines" and it would be straight back to work

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  5. 2 hours ago

    think of how much more we could get done as a society if we established a broad, gullible underclass of dumb freakonomics guys

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  6. 2 hours ago

    i think if we work hard enough we can make "contrarian" a meaningful, harmful slur that marginalizes a huge swath of people who deserve it

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  9. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    Eclipsed Light House. This morning's partial solar eclipse in Chicago.

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  10. 13 hours ago

    could god make a james so conceptual that not even quillette could publish him

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  12. 15 hours ago

    Plenty of people who walk past Nikola are only going to see him from the front and just assume he’s wearing a professionally printed shirt about how crappy he is.

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  13. 15 hours ago

    This is both the lamest and and the coolest thing I have ever seen before

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  14. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    A GFM for Dwayne’s funeral expenses. Share and help if you can.

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  15. 16 hours ago

    Working closely with Miller to develop a sparkling lager with electrolytes, 24g of protein and 5g of creatine that dieticians are calling “the champagne of recovery supplements”

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  16. 16 hours ago

    Still need to go to therapy to talk about how my dad skipped past “Burnin for You” on the car radio a couple years ago. A lot of unresolved trauma there

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  17. 17 hours ago

    there's a lot of profiles where you get to the part that goes "and then, this adult became catholic on purpose" and you know enough about them to just stop reading

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  18. 18 hours ago

    not enjoying this. not enjoying my brain connecting these dots

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  19. 19 hours ago

    at long last, has a weary democratic party finally ceased its ferocious, seemingly eternal war against big money in politics?

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  20. 19 hours ago

    the extremely faulty historical premise of this question has "when did you stop beating your wife" vibes

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  21. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    the loki show looks basically exactly like the scrooge skit from i think you should leave except not funny

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