Fun fact: actress Elaine Hendrix, who played the character considered too young to be Dennis Quaid’s girlfriend in the 1998 film, is now 48 years old and is totally too old for him now.
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Look at this gentleman enjoying a sweet moment with his family too. I'm sure he could never have done anything wrong cus photos of him with family exist.
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The human moment we all miss:
Trump’s granddaughter was waiting on his plane to greet him after Joe Biden ordered his arrest
She was watching live as grandpa was arrested
When Trump got on the plane she said “Happy birthday grandpa”
They rode together the rest of the flight
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Genuinely funny that Harlan Crow’s Nazi fetish has other right-wingers coming out of the woodwork like “How can he be weird when I, too, am somewhat of an appreciator of historical racists”
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Today marks the 10th anniversary of Margaret Thatchers death here is a very incomplete list of just some of the awful things she did and said as prime minister of the UK between 1979-1990.
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im just not a breakfast person unless it’s going out for breakfast. other than that i have truly never been able to eat in the morning. this sucks bc i need to eat for energy for work and yet i cannot even when i try
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Well well well let’s see old Travis get out of this pickle
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Texas just passed a bill making it a crime for men to perform in public while wearing makeup… have they thought this through? I mean, outdoor concerts, parades, circuses?
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So clearly Trump is Robert E. Lee.
A traitor to his country.
Got it.
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while i’m not a fan of donald trump, it is chilling to realize that this could happen to any one of us after livetweeting 34 consecutive crimes
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Thanks, Obama!
In order to spite President Obama Wyoming GOP wrote into their state Constitution "each competent adult shall have the right to make his or her own health care decisions.”
This insert is the reason why they can't pass an abortion ban.
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If caring for children was easy men wouldn’t run into burning buildings to avoid doing it.
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Caring for your children is a privilege and should be treated as such. It isn’t difficult physical labor like a fire fighter or an oil rigger.
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the funniest part of the republican primary is going to be watching the non-trump candidates start out at "let's restore sanity" and end up by super tuesday at "my opponents say they love dilbert but only I have pledged to make dilbert my secretary of state"
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#BookTwitter we need your help! I run Book Bodega, an Indy bookshop in Ramsgate. Winter is killing us, it’s soo quiet & we need to make £800 by Tuesday to pay our bills. This is my current view = no customers 🥹. Please shop with us and help us stay open!
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Sarah Huckabee seems like she would eat fish right out an aquarium. Like you would just walk in the room and catch her eating your fish.
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Grateful for fucking what
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All a man wants is to come home from a long day at work to a grateful wife and children who are glad to see him, and dinner cooking on the stove. This is literally all it takes to make a man happy. We are simple. Give us this and you will have given us nearly everything we need.
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Love is sharing a password.
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Right after the Pfizer shot I became a lesbian who teaches CRT.
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i say this a lot but jesus fucking christ
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GOP candidate loses election and responds by firing a gun into the homes of Democratic officials.
This is the United States right now.
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This may be a random time to say this but it’s on my heart.. cancel culture is appropriation.
There was real outrage from truly marginalized people and now it’s become trendy, misused and misdirected.
I hope we can phase out of this & focus our outrage on the real problems.
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I like that Donald Trump is branching out into losing elections he didn't even run in
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I need a reverse Shark Tank where US oligarchs explain why they deserve billions of dollars while standing in front of 5 people living in poverty who work for them.
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The media would really rather push for Liz Cheney, who is not in Congress, for Speaker, instead of daring to suggest that 6 Republicans should vote for the black guy who got the most votes SIX TIMES NOW.
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i just wanna congratulate all of you on making it through 2020 again this year
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Remember if your flight gets cancelled most airports have a secret fleet of backup planes with lots of seats but they’re only available if you’re mean enough to low-level employees.
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People think reverse racism is a thing because we've disconnected discussions about race from power. We need to see and talk about the inequities of how power is distributed and the consequences of that.
White people think the consequences of racism is hurt feelings. It is not
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In some uplifting personal news from NYC, it seems to be too cold for the rats.
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