Jonathan Dalrymple

@veritech

iPhone & Mac Developer, Sinophile, Economist, Photographer, Renowned Comedian, Global Traveller, Conspiracy Theorist.

London
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Joined April 2008
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  1. Oct 13

    Our Y3+4's were amazing today!! Here are their individual year group photos after their Cross Country runs.

    1 retweet 10 likes
  2. Oct 13

    The moment you realise that you forgot to remove the 300mb testing database from your 10mb app

  3. Oct 2

    TIL

    Playing 'useless facts' on Bumble. Sorry .
  4. Oct 2

    Apparently wearing a dressing gown in public has become a "thing". #2016

  5. Sep 28 Jollyville, TX

    Ah, finally got my Emacs setup just how I like it.

    3,964 retweets 5,700 likes
  6. Sep 28

    No More Daily Bread - London in the 1850s

  7. Sep 27

    “Mercury found to be tectonically active” But it’s an element … Oh, the other Mercury

    1 like
  8. Sep 26

    “And Mexico is going to pay for it”

  9. Sep 22

    Desmienten que hospital venezolano reciba a bebés en cajas de cartón

    5 retweets 2 likes
  10. Sep 22

    3 Lungs park, now has 2 brains

  11. Sep 21

    Saw a food delivery cyclist smoking a joint and chatting on whatsapp while going up Farringdon road.

  12. Sep 17

    1. Put tape over your webcam 2. Run Little Snitch, BlockBlock, Little Flocker, Micro Snitch, etc. 3. Still be paranoid

    35 retweets 84 likes
  13. Sep 17

    OH in the V&A "can you tell me where the Egyptian area is" "There is no Egyptian area, that's the British museum" "Oh, ok"

  14. Sep 17

    It only took about 2 years.

  15. Sep 15

    Skepta's mum "we raised them to do what they want to do, and we supervise" Note the use of "supervise" and not "support"

    1 like
  16. Sep 14

    OH “When’s your due date?” “I’m fat” “Oh …”

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  18. Sep 7

    Apple design, 2016

    4,827 retweets 3,653 likes
  19. Sep 6

    I’d been looking for this document for the last 18 months

    1 like
  20. Sep 4

    One of the fun parts of living with 10million other people is that your never the only person that knows about anything, ever.

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