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@VDOOZER

Whiskey Cavalier, Scrubs, Cougar Town, Spin City, Clone High, Undateable, Ground Floor, Life Sentence, Surviving Jack, also talk slow - I'm old

Los Angeles
Joined December 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    18 Jul 2019

    LOOK - I won’t stop talking about this because I’m proud and it makes me happy. That’s it. Out tonight.

    8 replies 10 retweets 138 likes
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  2. 18 hours ago

    Just casually reading Vanity Fair on a Saturday morning, no big thang, not even sure why I took a photo of it.

    1 retweet 23 likes
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  3. Feb 28

    No big deal. Just some random, blue-haired teenager in a magazine. So cool, ⁦⁦⁦⁩

    10 replies 9 retweets 216 likes
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  4. Feb 21

    Pretty cool (I’m over-excited) from a talented guy (check out books, too). I’m buying copies of this for the first 10 people who can tell me what day Monday is.

    arturo and i made a new thing it’s called WHERE DO YOU THINK WE ARE? — Ten Illustrated Essays About Scrubs it comes out in march i love it so much preorder at:
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  5. Feb 17

    Very cool. I’m ordering. For sure.

    THERE IT IS. No publishers involved. Done by ourselves and Shea put his own money to pay my expensive fee so y’all go preorder this so he can pay his mortgage. Cant wait for y’all to see the illustrations in this thing. 🥰
    9 replies 21 retweets 827 likes
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  6. Retweeted
    Feb 17

    it's monday monday is preorder day y'all go reserve your copy of WHERE DO YOU THINK WE ARE? — Ten Illustrated Essays About Scrubs it comes out in march

    A good bongo day
    6 replies 10 retweets 133 likes
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  7. Retweeted
    Feb 10

    If ever anything needed to go viral, this is it:

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  8. Feb 14

    My wife and I don’t really “do” Valentine’s Day, but I love her so. First pic is her lecturing me for not walking at her pace, 2nd pic is from when we were J-Crew catalogue models.

    3 replies 2 retweets 63 likes
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  9. Feb 9

    If anyone needs to go shopping today, maybe zip by the Beverly Center

    5 retweets 42 likes
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  10. Feb 6

    Whatever. Nice song. Might have to see the movie

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    I’m the one they should be scared of. BECAUSE I’M HARLEY FRICKIN’ QUINN! is ready for mayhem and bringing Gotham’s havoc straight to Fortnite. Grab the Harley Quinn Bundle tonight starting at 7PM ET, learn more about the bundle in our blog:
    1 reply 2 retweets 30 likes
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  11. Feb 3

    SPORTSBALL!

    Ready.
    8 replies 20 retweets 495 likes
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  12. Feb 2

    And besides congratulating Kansas, with the Patriots not winning this year, we’ve got that trophy back in America and away from New England.

    17 replies 11 retweets 287 likes
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  13. Feb 2

    HA! But it’s a sad “ha”. So embarrassing.

    It’s Missouri you stone cold idiot.
    5 replies 19 retweets 208 likes
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  14. Jan 26

    Just spending my Sunday morning reading through Twitter because I’m a bad parent and I see that I did the same basic tweet as . This, by Twitter law, means that we are now best friends. Excited for brunch today. Where, Chris?

    3 replies 45 likes
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  15. Jan 26

    Remember that lame bully in Junior High School who made up mean nicknames for everyone, and some people used them because - even though the bully had no real friends - they were scared of him? Cool. He’s the president now.

    7 replies 28 retweets 247 likes
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  16. Jan 24

    This special is very funny. And I say that not liking as a person.

    ⚡️The following link is for watching my *new* hour of standup on in the USA:
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    4 replies 1 retweet 63 likes
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  17. Jan 23

    Had a great time doing my pal podcast. I do podcasts now. I’m a good guest. Not great. But good. Dependable.

    5 replies 1 retweet 27 likes
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  18. Retweeted
    Jan 22

    (This may not seem like a big deal, but I literally worked on a show where there were more guys named Dave on staff than there were women, so it's a pretty radical departure from my entire experience thus far in Hollywood.)

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  19. Jan 19

    Completed my first mission w. Space Force. Went to 7-Eleven, got snacks for the whole platoon. Space Doritos and one Cherry-Coke Space Slurpee.

    14 replies 132 likes
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  20. Jan 18

    Just got the official application for Space Force. Says you have to bring your own helmet.

    17 replies 2 retweets 105 likes
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  21. Jan 18

    Son got our new football stuck on the roof. Can’t really call the fire department, they’re busy with important work... Might have to call Space Force.

    13 replies 8 retweets 202 likes
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