Vastleft

@vastleft

In a saner world, they'd call me a centrist. Wishing for an American left that values policy over tribe

Boston, MA
Registrerte seg april 2009

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  1. Festet tweet
    23. okt. 2012

    The difference between the Mafia & the big political parties is that no one is dumb enough to say "I'll work from within to fix the Mafia."

    Angre
  2. for 7 timer siden

    You got installed as the nominee because you oppose Medicare for All during a pandemic, for the benefit of heartless profiteers.

    Angre
  3. Retweetet
    for 7 timer siden

    Be sure to ask him about the time he coached Reagan in the 1980 debates then went on his ABC News "commentary" slot to analyze the debates without revealing his partisan participation.

    Angre
  4. for 7 timer siden

    It’s also, despite the pretense that it’s a daring take, an incredibly popular—and also sick and disgusting—opinion in mainstream circles that Reagan was a paragon and that isolationism is among Trump’s worst foibles.

    Angre
  5. for 8 timer siden

    I don’t keep a close eye on my follower count, but it’s taking a steep drop. Oh, well.

    Angre
  6. for 10 timer siden

    Someone please wake me up from this simulated reality.

    Angre
  7. for 11 timer siden

    In a sane world, people would know and admit that Buzzy Cohen and Robin Roberts (along with the plainly unavailable Aaron Rodgers) did the best in the tryouts.

    Angre
  8. for 19 timer siden

    Watching and cultivating the ripening lifespan of purchased avocados makes them the Tamagotchis of food.

    Angre
  9. 16. sep.

    RT if you have poor judgment about which tweets to RT.

    Angre
  10. Retweetet
    15. sep.

    A call recording app has failed me for the last time. What digital recorders do y'all like?

    Angre
  11. 15. sep.

    Among Norm Macdonald’s accomplishments was one of the greatest tweets of all-time: “I know I'm going to sound like a hypocrite... but I don't think you should murder innocent drifters for sport.”

    Angre
  12. 15. sep.

    Pope asks why people are hung up on irrational beliefs

    Angre
  13. 15. sep.

    How is John McCain like a reliable red-zone running back? They usually break the plane.

    Angre
  14. 15. sep.

    “And what do you call this act?” “Let’s open all the schools!”

    Angre
  15. 15. sep.

    Lundegaarddog

    Vis denne tråden
    Angre
  16. 15. sep.

    Buster Scruffs?

    Vis denne tråden
    Angre
  17. 15. sep.

    Got me wondering about other ideas for Coen-themed pet names.🤔

    Vis denne tråden
    Angre
  18. 14. sep.

    “We had an opportunity to screw you, and you think we’re gonna pass that up!?”

    Angre
  19. Retweetet
    14. sep.

    Pet portrait commissions are open!

    Angre
  20. 14. sep.

    No one, especially Norm himself, seemed to appreciate how great he was with characters. His persona and act were a perfect blend of presenting himself as a dull-witted humble guy ("an old chunk of coal") and a genuine comedy genius with an unerring ear for asides and punchlines.

    Angre
  21. 14. sep.

    I hate this so much. Absolute comedic master. Got to meet him once, and he was as Norm as could be. Seemed to lean a little to the right politically, but unlike anyone else you could say that about, he never let it harm his comedy.

    Angre

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