mike vance

@vance_mike

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2012
15 Photos and videos Photos and videos

Tweets

You blocked @vance_mike

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @vance_mike

  1. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    So Comey told Jeff Sessions he didn't want to be alone with Trump. Women across the country can relate.

    5,077 replies 65,481 retweets 184,849 likes
  2. Retweeted
    May 31

    Win a player of your choice from the Bundes on thanks to ! RT/Follow to enter, 3 winners drawn Thurs June 1st

    99 replies 1,232 retweets 452 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Less than 24 hours to go...

    Another week, another giveaway. Retweet and follow for a chance to win an Ligue 1 TOTS player! Winner announced on Wednesday
    16 retweets 22 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Trump's foreign trip now looks like unmitigated disaster:

    🤔
    102 replies 1,137 retweets 1,896 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    No, it's not "a great time for comedians". I'd much rather have good government and talk about my weight.

    27 replies 364 retweets 2,414 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Breaking: Comey to testify he never told Trump he was not under FBI investigation reports

    166 replies 1,294 retweets 2,647 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Trump still hasn't appointed an FBI Director, the DOJ is in shambles, and he spent the entire weekend golfing. But please, lecture London.

    1,114 replies 39,734 retweets 87,942 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    There has also never been a terrorist attack at my mother's gynecologist's office. I live there now. Please forward my mail.

    46 replies 315 retweets 1,136 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Apple’s HomePod sounds really good in its demos

    3 replies 52 retweets 146 likes
  10. Jun 6

    For someone who calls everybody Snowflakes she sure does complain a lot

    Replying to @vance_mike @TomiLahren @AlaskaAir
    Ha! Love it! So many insults, so few characters! 🤣
    1 like
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Scientists Politely Remind World That Clean Energy Technology Ready To Go Whenever

    15 replies 972 retweets 1,914 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    As a proud Londoner I would invite you to absolutely go fuck yourself for attempting to capitalise on our tragedy for your shitty policies

    We need to be smart, vigilant and tough. We need the courts to give us back our rights. We need the Travel Ban as an extra level of safety!
    2,562 replies 35,988 retweets 102,068 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Scientists: We built a machine that can measure the warping of space to 1/1000th the width of a proton Politicians: Let's go with our guts

    127 replies 8,433 retweets 17,477 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Woke up and a US President was no longer leader of free world. After only 132 days, Trump will go down as worst President in modern history.

    5,090 replies 33,990 retweets 94,148 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 28

    Just retweet and follow to be in with a chance of winning BUNDESLIGA TOTS PLAYER! Winner announced Wednesday night Good luck!

    58 replies 674 retweets 220 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    BREAKING NEWS: Trump shutting down Netflix to help bring back Blockbuster jobs.

    1,748 replies 68,193 retweets 164,519 likes
  17. May 31

    Could , be an auto-correct fail? Fefe is an offshoot of Pepe the frog Nazi crap. Maybe Trump used word his phone recognized???

  18. Retweeted
    May 30

    Wakes up. Checks Twitter. . . . Uh... . . . 📈 Lookups fo... . . . Regrets checking Twitter. Goes back to bed.

    2,148 replies 98,599 retweets 226,900 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 30

    Merriam-Webster continues subtweeting the Trump admin.

    Good morning! Today's is 'abdicate'
    51 replies 2,457 retweets 5,368 likes
  20. May 31

    There once was a man from covfefe...

@vance_mike hasn't Tweeted yet.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·