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Poly, Demisexual, Pansexual, Gamer, IT Person, Metal Head, Freak (apparently). he/she/they/him/her/them (switch) 
Johannesburg, South AfricaJoined March 2011
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Fire them all, get rid of the union that allows them to strike in the first place, and get people in there that actually want to help people/save lives.
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So my niece worked at a "Christian" nursery school. Apparently living with your partner while not married is an instant firing offense, you'll be told to abort your pregnancy if you're not married or be fired, also vapes and vape juice are illegal. Yep, real Christian... 🙄
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Yay, extended loadshedding, 3 hours now, supposed to be back on at 2. 😴
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Guessing 7pm is when everyone in this area starts streaming while eating. Our internet starts getting progressively worse from 6pm, then practically dies at 7pm every night. It's fun 🙄
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I haven't listened to music in a while... home alone... hope the neighbour's like metal cos I don't like their doef doef, but still have to listen to it at 1am.
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They probably could have filled that hole, unless if they knock off at 3pm like the rest of the government. The person that crashed into the ditch was at fault tho, no idea how they went across from the left lane into a hole off the opposite side of the road.
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Yesterday, we had a burst pipe which the team attended to in Melville, cnr Judith rd and Beyers Naude dr.
Work was completed at 15H00. The trench was left barricaded with road signs, safety net and the sign saying keep left. Backfilling was scheduled after work was completed ^p
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The most impactful thing I learned in therapy was this:
Progress isn’t linear.
You slip, you fall, you get back up.
And you do this several times until one day you no longer fall. So don’t be too hard on yourself if you slip. The important thing is that you get back up 😎
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Played squash for the first time since 2019 today.
What fun, it's like riding a bicycle, though where tomorrow the bicycle comes to physically assault you and remind you how unfit you are.
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PSA if you need a native greek 🇬🇷 speaker for any project (be it voice acting, translating, proofreading, consulting, or whatever else)... i'm your gal!!
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It's not just the short trips the drivers decide to cancel or just not accept. If they need petrol money they'll only accept cash rides because it takes so long to get their card payments.
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Walking home from work bc no @Uber would accept my ride request.
Tomorrow I’m packing takkies. These skoene were R100 and NOT made to walk 8kms home.
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So... are they going to turn all the cars and lights off for 4 hours in the middle of the race? I mean it needs to be an authentic SA feel to the race...
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So @Eskom_SA is one of the sponsors of the Formula-E taking place in Cape Town tomorrow.
Throwing it out there again
If you need some Editing done for your clips, your YouTube Videos or your streams and TikToks
Please get in touch with me in the DMs or on email
Promise you, you'll love it!
Retweets would be sorely appreciated <3
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Probably the only thing I'll post on the wizard game thing. If you bought the game and are playing it, I won't unfollow or block you, or anything like that. Just know that, as a member of LGBTQIA+ and trans, I'm sad to lose an ally, because of entertainment or views.
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This right here is exactly what’s going on with the Wizard game and why so many LGBTQ people are calling y’all out. You’re here for the party, not the protest.
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This right here is exactly what’s going on with the Wizard game and why so many LGBTQ people are calling y’all out. You’re here for the party, not the protest.
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Oh wait, SONA was tonight?
*checks time it happened*
Oh, I had loadshedding then and wouldn't have been able to watch it anyway...
I guess that's the true state of our nation right there.
We were trying to figure out what to say... but it's a #VIVEXRElite giveaway. What else do we have to say?
RT for a chance to win!
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let's go again!Power still off in New Redruth after 8-10pm loadshedding. Earlier today we were off for 5 hours. Let's see how long it takes to bring Alberton back on this time.
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I’ve had an incredible year thanks to all of your support, And so for this Christmas and I are giving away this Beastly $3K PC, capable of handling any bear attack shenanigans
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, Evetech and have teamed up for this giveaway!! For a chance to walk away with a brand new set of SteelSeries Arctis Nova 7 headsets this festive season, all you need to do is enter using the link below!
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