Lee Harvey

@valleyguitarist

Raised by wolves in a shed filled with fantasies. I don't know what I do, but I do it every day.

Wales, United Kingdom
heavyflames.bandcamp.com
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2010.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    31. sij

    Put her hips on the stand.

    Shakira 'committed tax fraud of £12.2 million', say Spanish officials:
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  2. prije 50 minuta

    Hasn't Ken Bruce got enough money?

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  3. prije 1 sat

    Just pulled a frying pan out of the oven by its metal handle. Bare handed. *crosses off 'Can safely prepare a meal' from vanishingly small list of things of which I'm still capable* Three more to cross off, and even Capita might think I'm ill.

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  4. prije 4 sata

    I've acquired all my hospital and GP notes, going back to me being first hospitalised at eighteen. I'm variously referred to as a twenty year old man when I was 36, and one page has my date of birth as 1958. Any legal advice? I'm so cross/skint.

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    prije 6 sati

    Daily Express letter of the week

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  6. prije 6 sati

    Keeps your neck warm

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  7. prije 6 sati

    Qwhite a surprise appointment

    The Prince of Wales has named pop star Katy Perry as a new ambassador of his British Asian Trust in a major drive against child-trafficking
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  8. prije 6 sati

    If you find a city for sale at a good price, do buy.

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  9. prije 6 sati

    Because the father left. Perhaps he's an arsehole like you. This guy is highly likely to climb a courthouse dressed as Batman at some point.

    I greatly caution men when they’re considering marrying a single mother. A lot of well-meaning naïve men have found themselves in a terrible marriage (or worse) because they failed to ask the obvious question: “Why is she single with a kid?”
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  10. prije 7 sati

    The GP gave me forty two valium. If this was 1994, I could have sold them all in school. Imagine having £8.40

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  11. prije 8 sati

    Please stop cyber bullying me

    Can’t quit smoking? It might be to do with how sad you are
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  12. prije 9 sati

    This is in reply to a joke. Don't tell people how to tweet. I thought some people would find it amusing, and that it would mildly annoy , who had been tweeting about porridge earlier. Anyone who follows me knows that usually I don't even bother with the amusing part.

    Odgovor korisnicima @valleyguitarist @RKWinvisibleman
    And how many people do you think will get that.?
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  13. 4. velj

    At the stage of mental illness where the Dr gets the prescription pad out and says "What'll it be?"

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    4. velj

    We need this back! 😂😂

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  15. 4. velj

    WATO presenter just said "People have loved the internal combustion engine". It's pretty cool, but I'm fairly sure it's transport that people have loved.

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  16. 4. velj

    Off to the GP today for some more Mother's little helpers. I have never burned a steak though, frozen or otherwise.

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  17. 4. velj

    Bought some Oates So Simple and put it in the microwave. Not sure how long it'll take, the instructions just say "I may be some time."

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  18. 4. velj

    I'd get a door put on that shed myself.

    Dear Coleen: I’m pregnant by my married lover and unsure what to do
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  19. 4. velj

    "Just make sure you don't bring any virus back with you please" he added, understandingly.

    Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab has urged all British nationals in China to leave due to the coronavirus outbreak
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    4. velj
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    MacHighver

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  21. 4. velj

    Ever have one of those car journeys where you start fantasising about being so wealthy that you could just go "Right, that's quite enough of that!" and just fucking ram someone off the road, then just pay for the damage?

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