You arrive at a gate with two guards. Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue. Guard 2: ʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES. G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I said I was sorry.
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me: "Uh...can I get that riddle?" G1: "Of course. If I have lunch left over in the fridge, and SOMEONE not naming names throws it out-" G2: "FOR FUCKS SAKE, I thought it was OLD, Daniel! Like the carbonara, which CERTAINLY didn't have mushrooms when it was COOKED" me: .___.;;;
“Didn’t have mushrooms when it was cooked” imma steal that for personal use 
